Malpractice cases not taken:

1. Potential medical malpractice because all dentists are devil worshipers.

2. Potential medical malpractice because therapist convinced husband that he was female and needed a sex change.

3. Potential veterinary malpractice because vet did nothing to save 19 year old cat with non-functioning kidneys and a failed kidney transplant (without going into why do the transplant in the first place).

4. Multiple potential malpractice cases where clients were (literally) mentally disturbed.

5. Potential medical malpractice for a reason I was never quite clear about, but client worshiped marijuana plants and was arrested while dancing naked in the middle of the street.